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One day a cop stops a guy on the highway. He gets him out of the car and tells him:
Cop: "Who are you?"
Man: "I am John, this is my wife Susan, and in the backseat there's her father Sam."
Cop: "Congratulations. You are number 1000 on my radar, and you weren't driving one mile over the posted speed limit. Therefore, you are awarded $1000!"
And after the short celebration the cop asks again: "What are you going to do with the money?"
Man: "Oh, it came in at a handy time. Now I don't have to pay to go to the auto school with my own money, so I can get a driver's licence easier."
His wife says: "Ah, don't listen to him, Mr. Officer, he always says stupid things when he's drunk."
And her father, Sam: "Kids, we should have stolen a bigger car, my legs are starting to hurt."
Submitted by SamoJa
