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Yo Mamma's So Ugly...

..she makes blind children cry.

..her shadow quit.

..even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

..when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

..people go as her for Halloween.

..she uses her face for birth control.

..her psychiatrist makes her lie face down.

..she made an onion cry.

..even the elephant man paid to see her.

..when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.

..she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

..they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

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