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Yo Mamma's so big her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.

Yo Mamma's so poor, when I ring the doorbell she says "DING!"

Yo Mamma's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

Yo Mamma's so old, she has an autographed bible.

Yo Mamma's so poor, she lives in a two story Dorito bag.

Yo Mamma's teeth are so ugly, she got pulled over for not having dental insurance.

Yo Mamma's so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo Mamma's so short, you can see her whole body on her driver's license.

Yo Mamma's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Yo Mamma's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.

Yo Mamma's so old, her birth-certificate expired.

Yo Mamma's so short, she can hang glide on a Dorito.

Yo Mamma's so poor, she put free samples on layaway.

Yo Mamma's so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings.

Yo Mamma's so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.

Yo Mamma's so big, she wears a sheep as a tampon.

Yo Mamma's so big she wears pillowcases for socks.

Yo Mamma's glasses are so thick, she can see the future.

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