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Yo Mamma's So Fat...

..she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

..I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

..the animals at the zoo feed her.

..she broke a branch on the family tree.

..we got her in the drive-in free by dressing her as a Chevy.

..when she works at the movie theater, she works as the screen.

..she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

..the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.

..when she wears a yellow raincoat, people call out to her, "Taxi!"

..she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon.

..when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

..she's got to iron her pants on the driveway.

..she puts butter on aspirin.

..when she runs she makes the CD player skip... and the radio station.

..the horse on her Polo shirt is real. her blood type is Ragu.

..when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.

..she got more rolls than a bakery.

..her belt size is equator!

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