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Yo Mamma's So Dumb...

..she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.

..she bought a solar-powered flashlight.

..she called the police because her shadow was following her!

..she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

..she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

..it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

..she tried to drown herself in a carpool.

..she has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops

..she thought meow mix was a record for cats.

..she hears it's chilly outside and grabs a spoon.

..she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the basement window

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