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Why Cats Are Better Than Men
A CAT always hits the litterbox.
Better chance of training a CAT.No matter what your CAT drags into your house, you don't have to pretend you like it.You never have to spend time with your CAT's mother.
If you ask enough times, a CAT may actually listen to you.
A CAT purrs when you serve him dinner.
You can de-claw a CAT... try to get a guy to clip his toenails.It's okay if a CAT rubs up against your best friend.
You don't have to worry about your CAT turning into a pig when you host a party.
A CAT knows you're the key to his happiness... a man thinks he is.
If a CAT jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy him.
